Best improv comedy ever. Hilarity. Understatement.

We lack a script, a plot, a backdrop, a moveable set, any props, fire jugglers, a sense of right and wrong, costumes, professional makeup, peep dioramas, mixed media social statements, a high wire, animals of any variety, musical instruments, curtains, a key grip or best boy, specialized shoes, an emcee, a score, gymnasts, stuntmen, cinematography, special effects, speech filters, choreography, a soundtrack, and the good sense that would keep most people from going on stage for 50 minutes to try to make you laugh with nothing but each other.

"It was so funny I split my sides" - Winston Churchill

"It was so funny my teeth fell out" - George Washington

"It was so funny I taped it" - Richard Nixon

"It was funny for 15 minutes" - Andy Warhol

"It was so funny I got fleas" - Rin Tin Tin

"It was so funny I got my nose done" - Michael Jackson